If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair.

Brian Spellman
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  3. If the mind fits, shrink it.

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  5. When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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